Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Hanging Out Over at How to Cook Like Your Grandmother Today!

Hey, guess what!  Drew from How to Cook Like Your Grandmother has published The Frugal Hostess's nonsensical musings!  His blog is so awesome - filled with tips on making things from scratch - and he's got books and recipe cards you can buy.  Drew is pretty famous (check out the videos of his many TV appearances) and very awesome, so FruHo is really honored that he put her on his site.  Check it out!

UPDATE: Drew has a really great cookbook, and he's letting FruHo have a cut of any sales to you guys.  Buy 200 copies!  Click here to view more details.

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

DIY Paper Spring Flowers


See these paper flowers?  What do you think?  The Frugal Hostess really wanted these to be more wan, maybe more delicate and less bright, cheerful, eager and in your face.  But, you know, TFH is kind of cheerful and in your face, so what can she expect.


Back in the days leading up to the making of paper flowers, when wan and delicate were still on the table, FruHo had intended to attach these to an attractively-shaped branch from the yard and use it as a centerpiece.  She used her newly-thrifted Spring napkins as inspiration and thought about adding a couple of restrained butterflies and curling leaves.  However, the flowers turned out as they turned out - almost like the paper version of an AKA rush party (the pink and green, y' know) - and so now she's stuck.  They're still kind of awesome, just not right for the initial plan.


What suggestions do you have for making use of these flowers?  Here are the ideas TFH has so far:

Make a garland
Add to gifts and cards
Burn
Mail to young nieces
Use to make a mobile; hang in guest room
Use as coasters on a Spring-themed table

Leave your ideas in the comments, and the best one (or couple, as the case may be) will get made and posted with full instructions.

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Monday, April 5, 2010

Symptoms of TDP

Have you ever been afflicted with TDP?  The Frugal Hostess just got off the phone with someone who had been to a Terrible Dinner Party.  The caller requested that, as a public service, TFH print a list of the symptoms of a Terrible Dinner Party so that all the hosts and hostesses throughout the land can eradicate this dreadful phenomenon post haste.  FruHo had no choice but to oblige.




1.  Thirst.  At a TDP, no one offers you a beverage, so your mouth glues itself together and your throat begins to close.


2.  Confusion. You're invited to arrive at 7pm, but when you knock on the door at 7:15 the hostess is wearing a bathrobe, and the host is nowhere to be found.


3.  The Shakes.  There are no hors d' oeuvre out, and your blood sugar is dropping.  Your extremities are getting colder, and your stomach is digesting your pancreas.


4.  Shortness of Wine.  You bring a bottle of wine as a hostess gift, and it's the only beverage in the room.


5.  Extreme Temperatures.  The beer is hot and the casserole is cold.  (And, they served you casserole!  Blech!)


6.  Mood Swings.  Despite the fact that recreation is supposed to be fun, the people around you are rude and grouchy, or someone up and leaves the room to play video games or check in with Facebook.  You feel like you're the rude one for even being there.

What did FruHo forget?  What kind of dinner party horror stories do you have to share?

photo by Kevin Dooley
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Congratulations to....

Lynette, who won the giveaway!!!  Email your mailing address to frugalhostess@gmail.com to claim your prize, and congratulations!




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Thursday, April 1, 2010

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Mother's Day Gift Idea: Little Recipe Books and.... a GIVEAWAY!!!


These little recipe books were super easy to make but look cute enough to give as a gift.  The covers came from The Frugal Hostess's idea of heaven, Paper Source, and are over-sized matchbook shapes.   The recipe cards are A2 size notecards, equivalent to a fourth of a letter-size piece of paper.  In fact, you are encouraged to use actual paper rather than card stock, because you can't fit enough card stock into the cover.  You can get, like, a maximum of four pieces of card stock in there. whereas you could do 8-10 sheets of typing (Ha!  Is that even a thing any more?) paper.  But it's up to you.

Easiest directions of all time:

1.  Buy those matchbook things.
2.  Type up your favorite recipes and cut them up.  You know, into the quarter-size sheets that will fit into the matchbook, not a bunch of paper flowers or something.
3.  Poke or punch holes in the recipes to fit the matchbook.
4.  Stick in the recipes; fasten with brads.
5.  Then, stick a fabulous label on the front, and you're done!

The adorable labels on the front?  The Frugal Hostess has been on the verge of wetting her pants over these.  For real, could you die?  They are from a set of stickers and gift labels called "CONFECTION-ERY", and they are precious illustrations of cupcakes, candies, Popsicles, and ice cream sundaes.  FruHo wishes she could chew up the stickers, they look so good.



Don't you wish you had some?


Hmmm.  Well, OK.  TFH has some for you.  Yep, you heard right.  You can win some of these fabulously adorable stickers - in fact, a whole box of them!  But that's not all.




In case you don't have time to make your mom a recipe book, The Frugal Hostess picked up a few little things to go with the labels.  There's a pink journal for recording favorite recipes and the best bake sale ever cookbook (affiliate link, but you won't be buying it because you're gonna win!).
To win, just leave your favorite baked good in the comments, and FruHo will pick someone at random.  Leave your comment by 6PM Eastern on Friday, and the winner will be announced on Sunday.  Yippee!

UPDATE: If you love baked goods and hate the idea of childhood hunger, visit or donate to the Atlanta Food Bloggers Bake Sale, benefiting Share Our Strength.  All details are here.



OOPS, forgot to mention: This giveaway is sponsored by The Frugal Hostess.  Because she loves you.


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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Hacking the Coffee Roasting Biker

Once upon a time, The Frugal Hostess was a little girl, and, at about age 11, she met Dave the Coffee Roasting Biker.  Except he wasn't a coffee roaster or a biker at that time, just a really smart guy with longish skater bangs.  When they were in the 9th grade, Dave once hacked into the local Navy (or Air Force?) base and sold all of our military secrets to the Yugoslavians.  Just kidding, but he was the first person FruHo ever heard talking about the internet.  So, it's apropos that TFH and DtCRB met up again a few years later online.  Today, FruHo has turned the tables and hacked into Dave's brain for all of his coffee roasting secrets.  Enjoy his guest post about roasting your own coffee at home!
 
 
A few weeks ago, a friend in the office shared something really remarkable with me. He shared a cup of coffee, freshly brewed in his French press. I've been a coffee drinker all of my life, but I quit a year ago as part of a series of diet changes. I mistakenly thought my heavy caffeine intake was causing my energy crashes throughout the day. Come to find out, it was the excessive use of highly refined sugar.

My friend re-introduced me to coffee in a big way. It was the first time that I had coffee from a French press, although that alone didn't account for how amazing it tasted. That kind of flavor is only accomplished by high-quality, non-blended coffee beans that are roasted a few days before and ground that morning. My friend is a home coffee roaster.

A Lost Tradition

Buying your coffee roasted and ground is a relatively new trend that emerged in the 20th century. Until then, people often bought their beans green and roasted them at home since green beans store dry for months. Eventually, neighborhood roasters starting taking over the roasting chores for urbanites. It really wasn't until breakthroughs in packaging that people were later able to buy reasonably fresh coffee that was roasted, ground, and shipped to their local corner markets.  [Fruho's note: who knew?]

Even though the neighborhood roasters were being pushed out, coffee shops still survived. Then with the explosion of Starbucks, Americans were re-introduced to good[-ish] coffee. It wasn't the quality of their signature Arabica beans that won our hearts, though. It was their mass marketing and fancy coffee drinks. Starbucks provides Americans with a wealth of flavor through different brewing techniques, added flavorings, and liberal use of sweeteners.

It's a real shame too, because all of these contrivances actually mask the wonderful flavors in good, fresh coffee. These are flavors that we simply aren't experiencing, because we're buying generic blends roasted months ago and packaged into bags with one-way valves to let CO2 out and prevent fresh air from oxidizing the coffee.  [The Frugal Hostess digs the word "contrivances."]
Thanks in large part to the Internet, the tradition of home roasting is being resurrected. It's incredibly easy, very fast, and more rewarding than you can imagine.

How Is it Done?

There are numerous home roasting appliances available, but they're all expensive, and they're all slow. My friend uses a popcorn air-popper, and it works really well. Unfortunately, the newer designs have a simple metal screen at the bottom that allows the hot air to flow in to the cooking chamber. This does little to circulate the beans, and so you have to stir them too.

Air poppers are not the only device that can be multi-purposed to roast coffee. Alton Brown would be seriously proud of the Internet home roasting community. They use everything from pans on a stovetop to dog dishes. My research led me to the method that seems to be the most advantageous: the bread machine / heat gun method.

WARNING! Pretty much any re-purposed setup that rapidly roasts coffee is going to cause some smoke, lots of light and fluffy chaff, and some strong aromas. I should probably state that there's a fire hazard, so please be careful. It's not at all recommended that you do this inside. Maybe I better go on record by stating the following: I do not recommend that anyone try this at home at all. This is for illustration purposes only and represents what I do in the privacy of my own backyard...with a fire extinguisher.  [Quit lying, Dave the Coffee Roasting Biker.]

My First Attempt...Poor Dogs

I already had a bread machine and heat gun at home, so I decided to order some beans. I use Sweet Maria's. They have a wonderful selection of delicious beans. They get their beans from responsible farms that they personally visit often to ensure that they meet their criteria. The site is also a great source for home roasting supplies and information. I highly recommend that you stop there next after reading [and commenting on] this.

My bread machine is actually a loaner from a friend. It's design has a large hole in the bottom, which doesn't work well for removing the pan and pouring the hot beans into the colander for cooling. I poured my green beans in, readied my heat gun, and turned the bread machine on the dough cycle as you don't actually want the bread machine's heating element going.

The bread machine happily stirred the beans as I aimed the heat gun down into the pan. The beans started to heat up, but then the little mixing arm on the bread machine started to slide off the top. It seems the resistance of the beans was not enough to keep the arm from being pushed off. I thought I was going to lose my first batch of beans. Then I remembered the dog bowl technique.

I quickly cleaned out my dogs' ceramic water bowl, transferred the beans, and started stirring them by hand. [But not with your actual hand, right?]  Amazingly, it turned out really well. The bowl got incredibly hot, and I actually broke it when I dropped it a mere two inches into the sink later. But all in all, it wasn't bad.

Headed to Goodwill

I decided to get the bread machine of my dreams for the next batch. I headed to Goodwill and bought their top-of-the-line model for $9.00. The pan has an enclosed bottom, and a larger stirring rod that won't slide off easily. Besides, I could even mount it permanently if I wanted too since it wasn't a loaner. [Heh.  Insert joke about permanent mounting here.]

I didn't like the way that the dough cycle pulsed the stirring arm, so I took it apart and hard-wired the AC motor to a switch. This wasn't necessary, but the geek in me just had to do it. This new setup is absolutely perfect. I can roast a pound of green beans in one 20 minute session and that lasts me two weeks.

The Basic Procedure

I won't go into too much depth, as Sweet Maria's has much better information. Here's a nice video that I found too: Coffee Roasting Video

Heating the beans with a hot air source is a terrific way to get heat into the beans quickly...sometimes too quickly. So I start my beans off with my heat gun on high (1000 degrees [holy crap!]), then when they hit about 350 degrees, I slow it down by dropping my heat down to 800 degrees. The beans will begin changing color and then start their first crack. Coffee beans crack just like popcorn, except they do it twice.

Once the first crack finishes, I drop the heat gun down to 700 degrees. The transition from first to second crack can be quick, and so you don't want to overshoot your degree of roast. There are a variety of stopping points, and Sweet Maria's goes into exquisite details. They also give you recommended ranges for each of their bean varieties too. I personally like a "Full City" roast, and so I stop roasting about 10-15 seconds into my second crack.

The second crack is quieter than the first crack, and the individual cracks are more rapid. For this reason, I try to make that build up to the second crack slowly since my bread machine and heat gun make a lot of noise. Once my beans are done, I turn my heat gun's heater off but leave the blower on. Then I remove the bread machine pan with oven mitts and poor them into my metal colander. I then put the colander on top of a running fan and shake them about. The quick cooling is important, because the beans will continue to roast after you remove the heat gun.

Once the beans are cooled, they can be stored in a glass or ceramic jar with a loose lid. They will continue to release CO2 for a few hours, so you don't want to seal them in. You can brew with them in a few hours, but I usually wait overnight. I only grind what I need for each pot of coffee to help preserve the freshness. Green beans [coffee beans, not haricot verte] can be stored for months, and roasted beans can go one to two weeks, but ground coffee has to be used immediately.

Wrap Up

I personally think the bread machine / heat gun is the best method for its speed, volume, evenness of roast, and precise control of roast profile. You really don't need a thermometer, but I am red-green color deficient, and so can't detect color changes really well. You can also go by sound alone for most degrees of roast, but I like having the extra information.

You're going to be amazed at how good freshly roasted coffee is. You may not ever buy a fancy coffee drink again. It's certainly cheaper. Most of the beans that I buy are under $6.00 per pound. Add in the cost of my primo $9.00 bread machine and new dog dish, and I'm still ahead.

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