Well, finally, she found a decent recipe (yep, the past mistakes are definitely the recipe's fault), buckled down, and paid attention rather than drinking wine and reading blogs while trying to cook. And, thus, some amazing candied citrus peel was the result! Do it!
1. Cut each fruit into quarters and carefully peel the skin away from the fruit. (Reserve the fruit for another purpose.)
2. Try to cut away as much of the bitter-tasting white pith from the skin as you can. This ain't easy. But do your best. (Incidentally, which came first: bitter pith or pithy comments?)
3. Place the skins in a pot and cover with cold water. Bring to a boil and let boil for ten minutes.
4. Repeat three times. Yes, that's right. Pour out the water, save the peel, recover the peel, and boil again. And again.
5. After the third boil (eww, doesn't that sound gross?), let the peel cool a bit. Then, if needed (and it will be needed, especially on lemons), scrape away any additional pith with a sharp knife. This takes a while but is particularly satisfying.
6. Setting aside the peel business for a while, mix one cup each of water and sugar for each cup of peel over low heat. Stir often to make sure the sugar melts, but don't let the solution get too hot. And, obviously, don't drop even a single, solitary sugar crystal into the pot, or you are totally screwed.
7. Drop the scraped peel into the sugar solution and cook over low heat until most of the syrup is absorbed. This takes a while. Don't leave the kitchen. But you can make something else at the same time, like peanut butter balls.
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